No matter how sad it may sound, but the porn actress Geisha Kid has a 5000% higher chance of participating in the Champions League final, and simply reaching the group stage, than St. Petersburg Zenit. And the level of football has nothing to do with it, even the blue color of the T-shirts. You understand, this is different. Well, sex on the football field, without preludes and tenderness, also resembles Russian football. Only Fakel Voronezh matches were tougher, but that has sunk into oblivion. And there is no porn in the football stadium.